I am Zardari

I am corrupt and was quarantined in jail for a decade so that this nation of 180 million people can be protected from the deadly virus of corruption. But then there was a twist in the story. The custodians of your national security were forced to compromise in your best interest. I was send abroad with international assurances that this nation of pious people will never ever face a day again when they have to bare a devil like me in their heaven. But life is cruel and funny; here I am again, your beloved president.

Let me confess, it’s my presence that create a strange itching in your souls, you start behaving opposite to your nature. Suddenly, you realize that paying taxes honestly is a crime, and stealing what so ever national resources we got is your birthright. If, you are a government servant, at first you start becoming lazy, then out of pure empathy you start accepting small gifts, but the itching keeps on growing and reaches at a point you feel taking bribe is the path of those on whom God blessing is promised. If you are a businessman, you start holding your stocks, stop paying your taxes and start sending your profits in the foreign banks, where they remain safe and healthy. If you are teacher you stop going on your job, if you are a student you feel compelled to use all the ways and means to cheat the system. If you are a solider, it not only effect your morale, but you realize that my presence distract your focus from national security to counting days when your plot will be ready in a defense housing scheme. If you are a preacher, you stop spreading harmony and peace you used to communicate on every Friday and start sowing the seeds of hatred against your brothers in faith. Every thing changes with my stinking presence and you could not believe that it’s happening with you.

It will be highly unfair with you, if I miss the opportunity to recall the golden era when my name was nowhere on the socio political canvas of this country. The justice was available on your doorsteps, all were equal before law, people used to came from other countries to work for you, prosperity was reflected from every face, and those who visited your country at that time, wrote stories about your hospitality and manners.

Every night I wonder, why you are baring me, perhaps you feel guilty that your beloved leader was martyred in bright day light and you could not protect her, or you have the tradition of abiding the constitution and thus waiting for the time when my immunity will be over and you could bring me to the justice, or perhaps your democratic back ground hinders your desire to throw me out from the presidential palace. No, they all can be factors but not as compelling to stop you from doing what is right and just. There must be some other reason, sure it pops in my mind but then fade away…. let me concentrate..yes this could be the only reason…..yes you all are Zardaries

Life ...in ...Unimas.....

Iran, West and the middleman of Arab media

Since the re-election of Ahmedee Nejad, the role of media is shamefully prejudiced. From their initial stance of disputed elections they ultimately reach with the verdict of fraudulent election in a week’s time. Although we know how the western media play in the hand of their establishment while at the same time insists on their neutrality and impartiality that exactly look like a fifty year hooker, claiming to be virgin.

That was not a problem, the problem was the role of Arab media, and particularly how al-Jeezara, act likes a pimp, playing Middle Eastern politics on the issue of Iran presidential elections. The reality is there is no Muslim media that can project what Muslim across the world thinks and want to do. I have been watching al-jazeera from last couple of years, what I find surprising is that despite projecting democracy, human rights and all related bull shit across the world, they never utter a single word that how their royals Arabs suppress their own people, share bed with united states and fund their terrorist version of Islam, that result into death of thousand of Muslims in Pakistan, Somalia, Sudan, Iraq and in many other Muslim countries.

How their dirty royal families buy billion of dollars of treasury bills and stakes in American corporations, while Muslim around the world; strive to find the peace of bread on daily basis. But this is not what al-jazeera can dare to talk about….. on the other hand when it come to the issue of Palestine, they will report even if some one got constipation in the Gaza strip, but will just show a talip, even thousand of Kashmirees protest in Srinagar for the death of two innocent females, who were raped by Indian army.

The liberation of Palestine will remain a dream and Israeli and USA will keep pissing on their face, you know why…… the answer is simple, they think they are Arab first and Muslim second, when the Israeli screw their ass, they call where are my Arab brothers….. Pity on them, had they have asked where Muslim brothers , they would be librated fifty years ago…..

But how can they call upon their Muslim brothers, how dare they can do that , when you see how they treat Muslims from others countries who came to work, let the God keep them in this miserable condition, as long as they don’t repent, they don’t change their inner and clean it with the abolition of this racist mentality

I think the time has come that I should start sharing or what we called uploading all the mental garbage on this social network…. I will try to share my thought cum metal garbage with you people ……. Which I hope many will mind…… I hope most of you have received that email of seventh largest army, fourth largest pool of engineers and scientist etc, I question what the hell is that great about having seventh largest army in the world…………, that was unable to defend its eastern part (1971), never gain a single inch from “so called enemy” and is fighting with mullahs, who they have created themselves and now unable to defeat them from last seven years, however it is possible that they might be at least seventh largest military business empire of the world( and ironically it was not mention in that email) , and what to do with the largest pool of so called scientist and engineers, that paint the south Korean missiles with flying “green colure” and name it Ghoree…….. And if you ask them to produce a needle……… u know the answer… its cheap to import it from china then to produce it? What to do with the fourth largest English speaking nation, who’s English is ……like mine a simple example ha ha ha.

I think I have already dug my grave too deep….. Or I might get a lucky break and the NGOs will shower dollars on me that this is the person we were searching for centuries Gods Know …… in case NGOs are interested… please feel free to contact ….. a good sum of money and I might become the human right activist for Gays …. Only thing you should know that being gay is not that bad in Pakistan, actually it’s depend which position you take as a gay, to understand this better please visit “Bunu”, or talk with some one with last name “Khan”….for further details ……

My Son

It’s really difficult for unmarried people to understand the bounding, pleasure and purpose we find in our children. God has blessed me with one son, his grandmother name him Muhammad shuamil. apart from learning he is the sole motivation for me to work on my PhD and he is the one who feel me very comfortable with my life. I pray to God for his long and successful life.

MY HOST COUNTRY MALAYSIA

I always find my self lucky despite all my weaknesses. I feel i was lucky to get in touch with a nice professor in Sarawak while trying to find a suitable university in Malaysia. The things got better when i find that the post graduate center staff of my university was also very cooperative. So some how i managed to reach UNIMAS(details will come later), and a new era of learning started. life now has a direction, a purpose and honorable mission.

I find Malayan people generally very friendly (most of them), but at the same time very easy going, i find food as the center of Malaysian social life, well supported by music and fun....... which is great. Malaya is multi ethnic like my country Pakistan but better in managing ethnic diversity then us. Malays as Muslims are more center of my interest to see how they are holding traditional Islam while adopting western style of living, so fa its good , but westernization of Malay Muslims beyond existing point will be disappointing.